The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Acid pee

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to die

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!