The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to die at will

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!