The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to fart mace

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!