The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!