The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!