xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!