- Pointless Super Powers

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

Find Waldo

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The ability to summon a lamp once.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to take a crap.

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power to have a black president

The power to predict the past.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to poop out your penis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!