1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!