the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power... to read this

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!