Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to murder rocks.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to die at will

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!