The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Liam Brudenell

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to read your own mind!

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!