The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to see through glass

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!