The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!