the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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See through invisible people

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to fall up.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!