the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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See through invisible people

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!