The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Immunity to medication

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!