The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to pee any color

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to change your emotions

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!