the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to snore.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!