The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to control your own body movements

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be dead

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Ladder hands.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!