The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power... to read this

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have no powers

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!