The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to to think less

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the power to see through water.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!