The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to go suicide

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!