The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power to Combust

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!