the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to not talk.

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Liam Brudenell

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to read captchas

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The power to close your nose

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!