- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The power to have all the powers written in here

The power to see into the present

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

Feeling people's depression.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

Meatvision.

Taekwondo

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The ability to part...hair.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

Pointless Super Powers