The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!