The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to have no power.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!