The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of bullet atraction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!