the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not have a power.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to die at will

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!