The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to not finish your

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!