The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of not knowing

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to smell poop

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!