The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to die on command

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!