The ability to lactate air.

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Find Waldo

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to fart upon command.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to fall up.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to bleed

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!