The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The ability to lactate air.

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Find Waldo

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the power to shit shards of glass

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to fart upon command.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fall up.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to bleed

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!