the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to be born.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!