the power to send future you crazy

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!