the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!