The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Immunity to medication

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!