To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to see through water

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!