The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power of the detachable little toe!

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to die on command

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

the power to speak only in binary

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!