the power to talk to fish but not people

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!