The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to vote

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!