the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power of not knowing the future

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!