the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!