The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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To call me maybe

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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hey

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!