the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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A healing punch

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!