The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

A healing punch

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

Power to always have exact change.

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

The power to read your own mind.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to sweat acid.

The power to change your emotions

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!