The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to speak braille

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!