The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have no power.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to die.

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the power to seduce hats

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!