the power to be phone

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a black president

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to lose your power at will

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!