to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to fail

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!