The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to die at will

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Stop clapping

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!