the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to control urine

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!