The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!