The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!