the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Endless falling....

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!