The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!