The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see through thin air

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!