The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power of not knowing the future

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KeemStar

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!