The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!