The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to do nothing

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!